Elle’s friend, Helena is a little spunky Croatian beauty with an endless amount of energy and a mouth that spits out words faster than anyone I’ve met…and words of all languages. She’s helped me to understand more of our world and also myself in it.
I love her style so much so that I remembered her outfit when we were briefly introduced 3 years ago. I will wear my evil eye bracelet and always think of her.
“Here is evil eye bracelet to protect you from negative energy. An old tradition in greece. For example, my friend has most beautiful teeth and someone says your teeth are so beautiful and she falls and breaks her tooth. This evil eye protects. It’s the evil eye against jinx.”
1. Start the day with a shot of olive oil.
2. Hot food is not to be eaten…its not digested properly.
3. The sea sun olive oil will cure you.
4. These women are bored and pay thousands for trainers. I do leg kicks for a week and my butt lifts and becomes brazilian butt.
5. Those weren’t cats dying angie those were cats mating because the males penis is shaped like a pine tree and scratches the female!
6. You are crazy. You have toothpaste on your face for zits when you run and the dogs licked it. You are an inspiration!
7. You wear the grandma bikini that you pull up so high but I love you because you don’t care and have the 5 boys around you.
8. A Mykonos cop told my cab driver to move his car and cab driver yells “Shut man! Don’t you see I’m on the phone!?”