Betty White and Our Idiot Brother
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Betty White and Our Idiot Brother

After watching the movie Our Idiot Brother, I’ve come to a few conclusions:

 – It’s super trendy to name your dog after a celebrity – first AND last name of course. The older the better.  Idiot bro’s dog is Willie Nelson.

 – I’m going to try and be more like idiot sister. Happy and high is when you get the job and life you want.

 – I really love Paul Rudd

 – I am going to find my soulmate or even boyfriend, fine I’ll take next lover, via Betty White just how Paul Rudd’s character found his via Willie Nelson who picked up Dolly Parton.   After, of course, he got the job and life he wanted.

So when you hear  – “Run Regis Philbin” or “Sit Steve Martin” or “Jump Jerry Garcia” immediately grab that dog and set it free and preferably in the direction of my house and Betty White. (Maybe even throw it in your car and drop it off to me). I don’t really care how you do it. His owner will come running breathlessly to find barking “Billy Crystal” and I’ll pretend to be breathless from controlling the two young lover dogs with old names and the rest will be history.

Other old dog names to listen for:

Tony Randall

Dick Van Dyke

James Brooks

William Shatner

And no, no Carol Burnett or Mary Tyler Moore, people.  It only works when the dogs are the same sex as their owners.  We need to do it like in the movies.

P.S. Someone go buy Aziz Ansari a dog for god’s sake.
Betty White
The Idiot Brother, Ned, and Willie Nelson

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